HAY GUISE.

I'm bored. Yes, very bored indeed and I saw this little meme in 's journal.Even though I haven't done one of these in foreverrrrr I felt like I matter as well do something productive with my free time. Like Tav, I'll be listing some of my least favourite pairings in my favourite fandoms, and then my favourites. HOWEVER again liek Tav, this is not a way to tell people they shouldn't ever ship the pairings I don't like. I'm just explaining why I personally do not like them.
ANYWAYS.

The List of Fandoms:
Violinist of Hameln
CLAMP School Detectives
Axis Powers: Hetalia!
Alternate
X/1999
Code Geass


Least favourites

1. Violinist of Hameln: ClarinetxQueen Horn. I'm sorry, but no thank you. I don't understand this pairing at all. For one it seems to me like Queen Horn views Clari as a son, and Clari views her as a mother. Just because he said that he loved her, does not mean it was romantic love, people. He definitely cares about her a lot and was affected by her death, but I don't think I ever saw any spark between them at any point in the series. Forgive me (and Watanabe), Clari, but you're doomed to be gay forever.

2.Violinist of Hameln: Hamel/Raiel. Actually, I'll admit that when I'm bored and have nothing better to do but look up fanfics, this is somewhat my guilty pleasure. Even though I know it doesn't actually work in canon since Hamel is so much of an asshole that no one in their right mind would ever love him except for the deus ex machi-- I mean, Flute, and Raiel is clearly smitten for Sizer. Plus, Hamel marries Flute (God knows why she agreed to that) and has nine children with her... in ten years. Yep. NINE kids, TEN years. For Christ's sake, Hamel, have you never heard of a condom? It was bad enough that you went and knocked her up so many times, BUT I WILL NEVER ACCEPT THAT ABOMINATION OF A SON, THE LUTE CLONE-- uh, that is, Lute Jr. I swear that child only exists to torture Clari.
Anyways, on the other hand Raiel also marries Sizer and has a child with her. Obviously, both Hamel and Raiel are happy with their wimmenz. While they have a very adorable friendship, I tihnk I can deem these two completely straight.

3. CLAMP School Detectives: Suoh/Akira. ...UHHHH. I'm preeeeetttyyyyy sure Akira is so completely naive that this would never actually work. Like Raiel and Hamel, these two both have wimmenz. Though I really hate Nagisa to be honest, and she could go die in a fire despite how cute and sweet I find her. I just really can't bring myself to like her. Plus, she's so much younger than Suoh that I really found the pairing OOC. BUT UM ANYWAYS TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT, I do not like Suoh/Akira.

4. Axis Powers: Hetalia!: Russia/America. ...H-How... How does this even work. HOW. I mean, Ivan's batshit insane and hates Alfred. Plus, why would Alfred like Ivan? All Ivan really cares about is vodka and Bloody Sunday... and the Baltic States. Plus, Alfred's way too full of himself for me to even consider this pairing. The end.

5. Alternate: CamiloxBailey. Since this is a webcomic, not many people have actually heard of it. Despite that I think it's a really cute series. Though I really don't have anything personal against this pairing, I just consider Camilo unshippable. Seriously, the guy's terrifying as hell. He only smiles once in the series and it made my skin crawl. I think he should just be left alone in the storage room in Music department and play his piano. So... I guess this could just be CamiloxAnyone.

6. X/1999: Fuuma/Subaru. I felt dirty just writing that. Subaru cannot be put with anyone but Seishirou in my opinion, and even then it's mildly dysfunctional. Subaru is screwed up, but he's not that screwed up. Plus, I see absoloutely no evidence in the series that supports this pairing.

7. X/1999: Fuuma/Kakyou. ...AfskdjfJDFKSJF N-NO. I really, REALLY DISLIKE THIS PAIRING. CAN YOU TELL. Other than the fact that Kakyou is sad and emo and a cripple, and Fuuma plays around with it does not mean they have the hots for eachother. Hokuto can have Kakyou okay, since she really seems to like the men who look like women.

8. Code Geass: Lelouch/Almost anyone. By almost anyone, I especially mean Kallen, Shirley, Nunnally, and sometimes C.C. Lelouch is an absoloute FREAK. He is messed in the head with his superiority complex and contradictions and girly hand gestures. While he's amusing to watch, I jsut don't see him romantically involved with any of the above wimmenz. I'm still clinging onto my belief that Lelouch is either gay or asexual.


Favourites:

1. Violinist of Hameln: Clarinet/Lute. Yes please. YES PLEASE. THE ONLY CANON HOMO PAIRING IN THIS SERIES. What the hell took you so long, Watanabe. Clari, you cannot escape the title of a fag that Hamel stamped on you. Especially when the artist constantly mocks you and puts you and Lute in dresses.
This pairing is really cute to me, even though it's incredibly bizarre. The first time they met Clari was like... 10, and Lute was 15, I'm assuming. Now, the one thing I don't agree with on this pairing is that Clari and Lute had any romantic feelings for eachother at that point. Lute is such a clueless kid and he's so sweet, that I doubt in epic proportions that he would even consider liking a little boy that way. Plus, Lute absoloutely screams "Lol gay? What does that mean?". If Clari did have some kind of a crush on Lute he probably wouldn't have recognized it for what it was at such a young age, either. However, thus ends Lute's life in the most horrifying way IMAGINABLE that made me want to run Watanabe over with a steamroller, and Clari has to grow up without him while Lute remains as Bass's soulless husk, not aging at all. Fifteen years pass and Clari is now an approx 25-year-old man who should really cut his hair, because Clari you look like Rapunzel. In the end of the war Clari regains Lute's soul (after which Lute proceeds to die for the second, final time) and he even says that he had feelings for Lute, though that apparently was not enough evidence for everyone. At the end Percus even states that the reason Clari is still single is because the person Clari was in love with, he finally put to rest.
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Hello? I don't understand why anyone would doubt this pairing! I mean, sure, it could be one-sided because Lute is so pathetically oblivious and he might not feel the same way for Clari if he was alive and knew about it. But it's just so fluffy. It has an intense amount of roleplaying potential, I guess, though I cannot see Lute as the man of the relationship. When I said "Clari/Lute", I meant them, in that order. It's a very balanced relationship since Lute makes a good husband... well not really, but he'd work at it, and he makes a nice mother at the same time. Clari makes a good wife, but on the flip side, also makes a decent father. So while Clari is the wife, there are topping wives out there, and he is one of them because Lute topping in a relationship is like blasphemy. Sex? What's that?, Lute asks you.

2. Violinist of Hameln: Hamel/Flute. It takes a real tough girl to put up with the biggest asshole on the planet, and in VoH, the biggest asshole on the planet is Hamel. despite that Flute is a very kind girl and can see past people's outside personalities. She's really connected with him on a deep level and is the only person that can calm him down, other than Pandora. It's constantly emphasized in the series and I find it really touching, and doesn't seem forced like most het pairings these days-- DANNYXSAM COUGH.

3. Violinist of Hameln: Sizer/Ocarina. ...I don't know. This pairing is so clearly not canon, but... I can't even explain it. It's one-sided, if anything, and probably maternal. But I don't care. It's another guilty pleasure.

4. CLAMP School Detectives: Suoh/Nokoru. Nagisa: get out. Sweetheart Nokoru beats your ass at awesome any day of the week (though he'd never consider a thing like that, feminism all the way). I used to really love this pairing and now that I've set it in stone in my mind how it should be, it's sort of at the back of my brain. Despite that, it's a nice little couple and it's another pairing that says ninjas top.

5. CLAMP School Detectives: Idomu/Nokoru. LOLWHUT? A TV-SHOW ONLY PAIRING? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU MARBLES? I really don't know, actually. Idomu hates Nokoru, if trying to drown him in the water system was any indication. But I like dynamic pairings, really. I have no idea how it would even begin to work, but I ship it anyway.

6. Axis Powers: Hetalia!: Russia/Latvia. This is another weird pairing. This is absoloute domestic abuse in the finest forms, and there is no supporting evidence other than Ivan's constant stalking of Raivis. Plus, Raivis is TERRIFIED TO DEATH (literally-- he "dies" once when Ivan shakes him) of Ivan. But then again, APH is full of vaguely suggested pairings that aren't really canon but could be behind doors, so.

5. Axis Powers: Hetalia!: Sealand/Latvia. I... I think this is my only true shota pairing (Suoh/Nokoru and Idomu/Nokoru would take place when they're older). I'd prefer them older myself but countries don't really age all that fast. I find it cute that Peter is the only person that can actually provoke a fire of justice inside Raivis. Even though Raivis is kind of scared of Peter's eccentricity and confidence, Raivis is really just scared of everything. Peter would definitely be good for him... also lol 12-year-old; the man in a relationship? Only Raivis could have that happen to him, guys. Only Raivis.

7. Alternate: Xin/Skye... or Skye/Xin, idk. Aaaaah I should not like this pairing I should not like this pairing! Sadly, I do. Xin is so lovable in his happy, doorknobish way, and Skye has a goddamn stick up his ass. YOU WANT TO BE THE BEST. BUT YOU REFUSE TO MAKE FRIENDS. How does that make sense to you, Skye?? I can't understand it. I just think you'd make an interesting pairing with Xin, if you actually got your head out of your rear first.

8. Alternate: RubyxMoe. ...Yeeeaaaaahhhh I don't know. Moe's so adorable and Ruby tops everyone. This is incredibly unlikely, since they're clearly just friends (even though Ruby seems to enjoy dressing Moe up as a girl for undercover missions... are you hiding a secret Moe? Or maybe Ruby just wants you to have one?), so I'll just continue on down the list now.

9. X/1999: Anything/Kamui. Ohhhh I could rant about this for HOURS, guys, but I think the pairing title says it all. Kamui, you need to be a MAN. Even bookshelves top you.

10. Code Geass: Lelouch/Rolo. LOLSURPRISE??? Is anyone who knows the fandom shocked by this. I mean, really. I know it's obviously one-sided to the highest degree but ROOOLLLLOOOOO YOU DARLING LITTLE BOY. I don't know whether I love you because you're so cute, or because you're fucking insane. It doesn't really matter, I think everyone knows you're gay for Lelouch. Mostly I think it's because Rolo doesn't understand the lines between how he should love a big brother (calm down it's not incest since they're not actually related) and how he should love a romantic interest. And Lelouch is a total bastard and uses it in the series to manipulate him. TRUE LOVE??? Well no, but if C.C. hadn't shown up with her terrorists in the 1st R2 episode, they could have continued to have such a sweet big brother/little brother relationship. By the way I still laugh every time I the cover for the Code Geass fan magazine for girls. Rolo in a pink apron, HAAA CAN YOU TELL IT'S CENTERED TOWARDS FEMALES WITHOUT READING THE TEXT?

Anyways, thus ends my entry. I'm pretty sure no one has read this far unless Colly or Yatsu or idk someone else found this, but I'll content myself with knowing that I actually finished writing this. Tada~ o:

♥Marbles